Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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