Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
smell my finger.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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