On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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