His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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