I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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