I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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