Having a random hookup so left but love u
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Drake has all the answers
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Randomize
