No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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