He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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