I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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