we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He did a backflip because drugs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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