it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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