My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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