Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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