You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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