Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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