I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
accomplished twins. life is a go
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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