Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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