new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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