is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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