Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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