Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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