I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How external is "for external use only"?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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