it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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