pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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