we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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