we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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