how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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