So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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