1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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