Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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