one might say we're banned from that church
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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