My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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