Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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