I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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