So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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