i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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