It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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