i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
