I wish you could order shots online.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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