I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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