don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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