This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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