quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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