Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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