I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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