Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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