Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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