bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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