If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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