"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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