Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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