is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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